| This weekend was CRAZY!! But then again, what do you expect when ya mix some twins and a girl named Smashley?!?! Here is another famous LIST!!-----12/2-5/2005
1.) On The Border for Pamcakes 22nd Birthday!
2.) The "fire hazard" @ On the Border
3.) Ashley eating her shit when her heel got stuck....but wait, wasn't Ashley the only one there who wasn't drinking?? Nice move!
4.) Ashley & Devin's great "Facebook Relationship" conversation.....what a dumb b**ch!! GRRRR!
5.) Partying in BFE with a bunch of Cowboys...
6.) Gentra- aka "Trixie"
Alexis- aka "Giselle"
Ashley- aka "Candi with an I dotted with a heart"
Nicole- aka "Ferrari"
7.) Boys with guitars and sweet love songs!! *sigh* They got a lot cuter after that 
8.) Alexis, Gentra, Nicole- "Ashley, CUT THE DAMN CORD!!!"
9.) Ashley trying to convince Nicole to stay so she could stay with "Bosephus" and drink more...HA!
10.) Nicole dancing to "Wiskey Girl" on Brad's truck
11.) Don Pietch, I mean Mr. George Strait himself! 
12.) Random Girl @ Party- "Hey ya'll go to Baylor don't yall?"
Alexis & Ashley- "Yea, we do. How did you guess??"
Random Girl @ Party- "Oh because you are wearing green...."
This is only funny because NO ONE was wearing green.....it was gray!!! She must have been color blind.....
13.) Gentra's, Alexis's, and Josh's big blow up before the party on 12th Street....it was a ridiculous situation, no one's fault, really 
14.) Picking up Josh and Aarons drunk asses @ Sterling, and then having Aaron pass out on the twin's couch.....with a trash can right by him.......yea.........
15.) 12th Street Party....enough said....
16.) Ashley & Alexis driving to "Bosephus's" apt. @ 2:30 am......Ashley owe's Lex for that one!!!!!
17.) The apt. that looked like BEER threw up in it.....twice....I think Ash and Alexis had a headache by the time they left....at least the apt. was clean!
18.) Raz calling Ashley like 4 times that night........ew.
19.) Ashley- "OMG Raz is calling me again, here talk to him, tell him I am asleep or something...."
Alexis- "Hey Raz, this is Alexis! Yea, Ashley is really sick from drinking and is like throwing up everywhere!!! Yea, it's bad, but I will tell her you called, k bye!!"
Ashley-"Thanks, bitch....." :)
20.) Alexis leaving to go see Law Boy @ 3:20 am, leaving Ashley & Bosephus to play drunk Duck Hunt
21.) Alexis calling Ashley 6 times in a row because Ashley's phone was on vibrate and she didn't hear it.....at least thats what ASHLEY said ;) ;) Nah, all they did was play Nintendo...but seriously, who does that @ 4:00 in the morning???
22.) Alexis's hair looking like she straitened it by the end of the night, when she REALLY curled it...
23.) Ashley's WAKE UP call @ 10:00 by Nathan's brother....oh, she loved that one!!
24.) Bush's for the Friday Night Recovery with Rachel
25.) The relationship analysis by Lex, Gent, & Rachel @ Bush's....
26.) Alexis, Gent, & Ash drinking Smiernoff WILD GRAPE on the way to the Brandon Rhyder concert....wait, who was the one driving and NOT drinking....eekk!!
27.) Ashley's great enterance into the Dancehall.....hey, all I have to say is that she is one GUTSY gal!! Blue wristband, red wristband, who cares! APPARENTLY ASH DID 
28.) Ashley being watched ALL night by the Dancehall manager....HA, who she tried to mend her wounds with by making friends with him later that night.
29.) Ash & the Dancehall manager talking about the mechanical bull and all of it's speeds....
30.) The "fanclub" in the far Left of the stage! Brandon and the boys loved us!!
31.) Alexis being told she was sooo beautiful atleast 10 times by a 28 yr-old guitarist for brandon rhyder who had kids....haha! That's classy, but hey, it's true! 
32.) The men playing pool by us, and oh how they LOVED us being in the way....got a couple "hand on the ass" excuse me's......too many to count between the 3 girls.
33.) LISA!!
34.) Ashley dancing with the old man.....apparently she likes "old balls"....yea, whatever...I was just being nice, you hoes!!! 
35.) Meeting the Texas Luterhan University baseball team @ the conert
36.) Ashley and random baseball guy talking about how she knew his teamates that went to her high school.....yea, great great guys....(puke in my mouth)
37.) Gent dancing with the baseball boy....and Lex not knowing how to 2-step.
38.) Random cute Nike hat man standing next to us...."we can just crop him out of the picture" HA, good call, Lex..... :)
39.) CREEPY man taking pics of us with his camera phone....
40.) Gentra being drunk @ the concert....oh oh oh!!
41.) Gentra's "anal beads" Or were they Ashley's?? Either way, they were a hit all damn night long!!
42.) Following the Texas Lutheran baseball team back to Taylor, for some party, and Ashley and Lex kicking and screaming the whole way there because they didn't wanna go....we went becasue we really REALLY love Gent! She owe's us
43.) Trying to lose the baseball boys, and having them call back, and Ashley saying "Oh, we just got lost.....while we were following yall......eeerrrr, yea" Haha.
44.) Damn nice house that we went to....we think the guys that lived there must have been celebrity drug dealers...
45.) Random guy rolling "herbs" on the kitchen island.
46.) COPS coming @ the house party.....
47.) COPS banging on the door, and flashing the light in the door, THEN having some dumb idiot turn all the lights off and hide in the kitchen, where everything was......IDIOTS!!
48.) Ash, Lex, & Gent crawling from the cops to find the nearest bedroom to pretend to be asleep incase the cops did come inside the house
49.) #48 again....haha, it was too funny....."TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF....HIDE UR PURSES....TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF SO IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE SLEEPING...."
50.) (Ash, Lex, & Gent hiding in the bedroom) Boy voice outside- "Hey who locked the extra bedroom......??"
Another boy voice- "Oh, it was the Baylor girls"
Another boy voice- "Lets go in and put those anal beads in their assess!!"
51.) Ashley & Lex being SHOVED on the bed by this ASSHOLE who thought he was a State Trooper........they were pissed after that happened....
52.) Gent, Lex, & Ash leaving the party when that guy was being a dick, acting like he was a damn State Trooper and yelling "Everyone get down" and "GET THE F**K OUTTA MY HOUSE" <-- jokingly, but pissed the gals off, so they left  the boy's lose..."WAIT WE WERE JUST KIDDING!" fuck off boys. <===Lex leaving the house. HA
53.) Driving home @ 4:00 am from Taylor.....
OH THE CRAZINESS!!!!! ;) But damn, it was fun!!! |
xoxo,
